The other day I begin preparing for the creation of my webcomic, I needed some ideas for the concept of one my characters, who is the angel of silence.... I think to myself... a mouthless ninja dude... I'll find something on trusty ole' deviant art to get an idea of what his build is like.... this is what I found:

Ninja Chihuaha.
Countless half naked chicks with jacked up boobs and a ninja sword close to their side.
Countless Ninja Kittens.
Fat ninja chicks.
Ninja chicks with breasts so big they can't be effective ninjas.
Cyborg Ninjas, (Kind of cool, but not the point.)
One drawing of two male ninjas kissing eachother.
One ADORABLE drawing saying "A ninja stole my heart." It depicted a ninja tearing the heart out of a girls chest. Very cute.
A whole lot of cute anime six year old girls sitting on large fruit.
Ninja Sporks? I don't even see the joke there. There's nothing funny about Ninja Culinary tools. (It's like, a very serious problem.)
Ninja Chicks dressed like rabbits.

And a whole lot more.

My question is this:

What the FUCK?

Ninjas are perfect just the way they are, they don't need to be turned cute and wonderfully naked. Or even turned cyborg.. They're the perfect combination of death... throwing anything else in is just overkill, and destroys everything they stand for.

Seriously people. This whole theory that the world's going to end in fire, (an astroid,) is Bullshit. This is how the world is really going to end:

One day all of the ninjas will get fed up with all the crap you guys have pulled, they will be afflicted with blind fury and cut everyone's head off. Even the world's head. Yeah. That's right. That's how it's really going to end.


P.S.: Yes, I am fully prepared for the hate-mail. But I could hold it in no longer.